"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley
My dad just shaved his head over the bathroom sink and I feel like doing the same thing
My only aspiration for the future right now is a dignified, mostly painless demise
An eighteen year old was giving me the college talk, like I didn’t have more experience with college and its financial/mental burden than she did. Her: “just get loans” and “don’t you want better than this?” This why people don’t like teenagers, they don’t really know anything but they always wanna act like they do.
I ran into a coworker at the mall, but I didn’t notice until she called my name even though I was looking right in her direction because I was staring at a picture of this really pretty girl on a big banner advertising Macy’s or something behind her.
The poor woman in front of me at the eyebrow threading station in the mall was tearing up and obviously in a little pain the whole time but when it was my turn I took it like a champion. Eyes didn’t water, I barely winced, I was in all black and boots, I possibly impressed the white girls in line behind me #hardfemme
Reblog if the relationship with your first love crumbled because of their mental health bullshit and now you have a persistent death wish